Her Husband Was Surprised To See The New ‘Statue’ In The Bedroom

Laughter is something that all of us need in life. We use it to make us feel better when we are at our lowest and to keep ourselves going when it seems that we need a little boost.

Some people will listen to a comedy routine to wind down after a difficult day but there is a better way to get your daily chuckle. I happen to have what you need right here, a great joke.

This is one of those jokes that will keep you giggling all day long. It is also something that you can share with others, which is a great thing to do. Enjoy the joke.

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’ She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. ‘Don’t move until I tell you,’ she said. ‘Pretend you’re a statue.’

‘What’s this?’ the husband inquired as he entered the room. ‘Oh, it’s a statue,’ she replied.

‘The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.’ No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen, and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

‘Here, have this’ he gives the sandwich and beer to the statue.

Then he said to the statue: ‘I stood like that for two days at the Smith’s house and nobody offered me anything!!

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