“Well,” the boy explains, “the teacher asked me, ‘What’s 3 times 2?’ and I said, ‘6.’”

The father nods. “That’s correct.”

“I thought so too!” the boy says. “But then she asked, ‘What’s 2 times 3?’”

The father, a little confused, asks, “What’s the difference?”

The boy sighs and says, “That’s exactly what I said!”

BONUS STORY: The Morning Surprise
Here’s a funny tale about a couple who had been happily married for years, though they had one quirky issue that kept life interesting.

The husband had a habit of waking up each morning with loud, smelly flatulence that would disrupt the peaceful start of their day. His wife had always pleaded with him to stop, saying, “One day, you’re going to hurt yourself doing that!”

But he would just laugh and reply, “It’s harmless and perfectly natural!”

One Christmas morning, as the wife was preparing the holiday turkey, she had an idea. She gathered the turkey innards—neck, liver, and gizzards—and carried them upstairs while her husband was still asleep. Quietly, she pulled back the covers, lifted the elastic of his pajama pants, and placed the innards inside.

A short while later, she heard his usual morning routine, followed by a shocked yell and the sound of hurried footsteps to the bathroom.

She couldn’t stop laughing as she imagined the scene.

Later, her husband came downstairs looking pale and shaken. “You were right,” he told her.

“About what?” she asked, biting her lip to keep from laughing.

“All these years, you warned me something like this would happen,” he said. “This morning, I woke up, and I thought… I thought I’d lost my insides! But I managed to… uh, fix things.”

The wife struggled to hold back her laughter, but her little prank had taught him a memorable lesson.

Laughter is a universal language, and stories like these are meant to brighten your day! If you enjoyed them, feel free to share them with friends and family—they’re guaranteed to bring a smile.