Nuts

A teacher asks her class their favorite afterschool snacks. “Decklyn,” the teacher calls to the new student in the back of the room, “what’s your favorite afterschool snack?”

“Nuts,” he replies.

“Very good,” the teacher replies. “What kind of nuts? Peanuts? Pine nuts?”

The boy shakes his head and answers, “Doughnuts.”

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